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Everybody Poops
03:32
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so what the heck
were you thinking
its gotta come out
no reason to pout
I can’t believe
you’re embarrassed
pooping is fun
just flush when you’re done
its a well known fact
a simple natural act
it must pass through your tract
on the daily
on the daily
everybody poops
everybody poops
everybody poops
eventually
it might be stuck
constipation
fiber’s the trick
to making it slick
or possibly
diarrhea
its all leaky and wet
you’re stuck on the toilet
you’re waiting in the queue
your face is turning blue
you must go number two
in a hurry
everybody poops
everybody poops
everybody poops
eventually
girls poop
and boys poop
and dogs poop
and cats poop too
you know its true
big turds
and wet turds
and small turds
and round turds too
float in the loo
moms poop
and dads poop
and whales poop
and you poop too
you know you do
its sloppy
and icky
and stinky
and drippy too
its not taboo
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2. |
Pick It and Flick It
01:29
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Pick it and flick it and do it again
Eh Yo I’m digging for gold
yeah I’m mining my nose
and if you look under my nails
crusty boogers in tow
its getting out of control
my momma tells me no
steady cramming all five digits into my nostrils (nahs-trolls)
ask around town locals know whats up
..scraping out my nose hole and I think its stuck
..gonna get it loose with a little luck
..flick it at your face, I suggest you duck
Booger, booger, booger on the wall
I can feel you up there, gonna make you fall
started real small, roll it into a ball
flying’ across the room till its stuck on the wall
step on the scene with my team and a dream
redecorate this room in a shade of green
some people think that Im weird, calling me obscene
unlimited ammo if you know what I mean
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3. |
Hocking A Loogie
02:35
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Cause were Hocking a loogie
go on and sue me
Hocking a loogie
What you think about that?
I saw your nose was running, it was winter
you sucked the snot into your head
You’re not the type of dude to use a tissue
it’s coming out your mouth instead
I’m feeling stuffed up, oh I feel congested
i need a way just to get it out
I loaded up this mega jucy snotball
I'll let it fly right out my mouth
Hocking a loogie
go on and sue me
Hocking a loogie
What you think about that?
Hocking a loogie
go on and sue me
Hocking a loogie
It could be yellow or it could be green,
Or just a perfect shade of clear.
But in the end the color doesn't matter, my killer aim you’ve got to fear.
I'm loving loogies just not in my burger especially not in my wonton soup.
But if you gotta I will eat your loogie it's better than eating runny pigeon poop
Hocking a loogie
go on and sue me
Hocking a loogie
What you think about that?
Hocking a loogie
go on and sue me
Hocking a loogie
It could be yellow, or it could be green
or just a perfect shade of clear
but in the end the color doesn’t matter
my killer aim you gotta fear
Im loving loogies, just not in my burger
especially not in my wonton soup
but if you gotta, I will eat your loogies
Its better than eating runny pidgeon poop
Hocking a loogie
go on and sue me
Hocking a loogie
What you think about that?
Hocking a loogie
go on and sue me
Hocking a loogie
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4. |
Poppin' That Zit
02:33
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That’s it
for the zit
that just won’t quit
next time I see a mirror
gonna pinch it a bit
blackhead, whitehead
giving me me a fit
time- to put the presssure on it
lickedy split
Yeah, I got acne
ain’t it classy?
answer any question ‘bout zits
wanna ask me?
..kinda rashy
I’ve got these pimples
running up and down my face like a track meet
I’m breaking out again
I just can’t win
Is that a blemish on my mug
or a bowling pin?
and much to my chagrin
I can’t see the end
Pizza face forever
you can lock it in
Go ahead, Connect the Dots
grab a pen, touch em all
yeah, there’s lots and lots
gotta give me props
I can tie lots of knots
bumps all over like the Chicken Pox
—
I see the haters in my rearview
got some bumps on my grill, what’s it to you?
chillin hard like a panda eatin’ bamboo
im pelican fly, you’re just an emu
Scrubbing my face all day and night
hoping that this soap will make things right
I got one small wish, in my life
that my clear face and I will reunite
Your face is a battlefield, fight the war
popping zits brings me joy down to my core
I’m going door to door to build a rapport
now my whole block knows what the clearasil is for
Six on my forehead, three on my nose
getting’ real mad, gonna treat em like foes
and when I strike a pose, what do you see the most?
all these tiny zits lined up in rows
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5. |
Who Farted?
03:01
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You smelt it, you dealt it, that is a load of poo
Pull my finger, I got a zinger, this ones coming for you.
I was standing right there by your side, reeks so bad I thought that I would die
Hey who farted? It could be me it could be you. Hey who farted? PU.
Hey who farted? It could be me it could be you. Hey who farted? PU.
you denied it, you supplied it, i’ve got my eye on you
You crop dusted, Now you’re busted, Maybe I tooted too
you ripped a wet one while we were playing twister, then you had the nerve to blame your sister
Hey who farted? It could be me it could be you. Hey who farted? PU.
Hey who farted? It could be me it could be you. Hey who farted? PU.
A juicy lucy, Cheddar, Deviled eggs, Rapid fire, Cute one, SBD, Skid marks, The Squeaker
Hey who farted? It could be me it could be you. Hey who farted? PU.
Hey who farted? It could be me it could be you. Hey who farted? PU.
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Koo Koo Minneapolis, Minnesota
Two dudes from Minneapolis who LOVE to party. We teach you dance moves, we teach you sing a longs, we all do them together and get sweaty.
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