I’ve got 200 worms and they live in my compost, live in my compost.
200 worms and they live in my compost. These are the worms that I love the most.

Yo Kyle - it’s been a little while
You’re the type of worm who is making me smile.

Annabelle, what a smartie
Steady working on your PHD

Miss Kelly girl you’re always stylin
When you squirm by all the others are willin’

Oh shoot, Big Derrick in the house!
despite his size he’s as quiet as a mouse

Me and Will go way back like beep beep
He’s quite tight with the cash cheap cheap

Tiffany so quick, if there’s a race its on
First place finishing the worm marathon

That’s Frank his guitar skills are in demand
Catch him onstage Led Zeppelin cover band

Hey Doug, you’re straight up lazy
Head in the clouds got us calling you spacey

Breakdancing is good for morale
Shout out “bust a move” and Avery shall

Hi Natasha, you’re the best chef for real
Im loving what you’re doing with that old banana peel

Got a real shy guy in Bert
Every hour of every day head in the dirt

Shenise is ready for a little pop quiz
Brain full of facts she’s a trivia whiz

This one’s got asthma and his name is Taylor
Be a pal for a moment and hold his inhaler

Tim’s a hula hoop star, so many fans
What a skilled worm, look ma no hands!

Kevin speaks quick his motor mouth is vast
flapping those lips and talking all fast

Hey Karl, a friend till the end
Writing you an email I think ill hit send

Patricia we go way, way back
She builds model cars for a model racetrack

Check out Kel living in Minnesota
I heard a rumor that you dig orange soda

This little worm her name is Sherry
Spreading that joy make the world so merry

Talia has plants and she loves them
growing up tall she’s a real green thumb

Kim is super paid, getting paper
office on the top floor of a sky scraper

When he’s in the pool, he ain’t a slow poke
Serge is a worm doing the backstroke

Just like a dog Jimmy loves fetches
But not before thirty minutes of stretches

Calling you Diggy cuz you dig dig dig
More dirt in your mouth what a pig pig pig

42nd longest worm in the pile that's Tre
Trying to be 41st by the end of the day

Poor Corrie, lost her nose when she was eight
These days she thinks compost smells great

Sophia! Wouldn’t wanna be ya
JK, I would, you’re a stone cold diva

Kellen has the worst dang farts around
I suggest you get to stepping when you hear that sound


Which of these worms has a stamp collection?
Oh thats Ash and her postage affection

Charlie sees it all yeah he’s got three eyes
such a hard worker yeah he really TRI’s

One worm speaks english, that’s Hakeem
hear his voice you’ll believe its a dream

Carol is a mason, a real bricklayer
stacking those stones up in the air

Big family Dan, many sisters and brothers
they share a bed, worms under the covers

Dewana keeps it fake, she can make you a wig
dont have to be a worm to say its something you dig

Introvert Devin, to himself he keeps
But he’ll talk your ear off if you bring up jeeps

Mason is fly, no-one fresher
And he takes meds for high blood pressure

We got a worm in here who’s a real film buff
Jacqueline cinephile, she’s about that stuff

Getting the word out is a job for Troy
delivering the news he’s a paperboy

One of these residents goes by Jack
I'll give you one guess why his favorite color is black

Pete’s got advice and he’s never once missed
he’s a confidant, and my therapist

Sam’s pronouns are their/them/they
if you’ve got a problem then go away

I know Richard’s coming by the way he smells
somebody needs to slow down on those egg shells

Rory worked hard to be an eagle scout
tied himself into knots there was never a doubt

Some of these worms have maggots for pets
Tilly’s little buddy is as cute as it gets

Let me introduce you to someone named Miles
What a happy bug with the joyful smiles!

Julio, yo, look at you go
Speeding from the top to the deep below

Jay’s quote unquote jokes are not good
They smell worse than our compost hood

Diggin in the dirt but her name is Sandy
not real quick but the sand it can be

This worm Joe takes baths for real tho
Relaxing organic material

Zach sees visions, what is the deal?
are they in his brain or extremely real?

Christy went to horse camp in middle school
Made a bond with a pony named Power Tool

Gotta give it up for Josiah
Hittin shot after shot yeah he’s on fire

Russell baby boy, what's wrong are you crying?
You’re a great worm and I am not lying

Hey Tammy, can I call you Tam?
If your name was Pammy I would call you Pam

Meet Todd he has not a single bank note
He really should have not bought that boat

Rick makes his way through the pile with ease
searching for food, he’s got a thing for cheese

Chug, Chug, Kate can chug
What’s in her mug, we all just shrug


Wake up in the morning yo what's that smell
Zeke’s in the kitchen baking biscuits so swell

Alisha can swim, likes to get wet
aquarium chilling like a water pet

That is Yi, Their supreme
Number one on their darts team

Could it actually be? Whoa wait
Franklin the worm was my college roommate

We all like things
But Max is the biggest fan of Lord of the Rings

Paul’s in the pile and he’s chompin’ a haul
He’ll be eating dirt as long as he can crawl

Every single day is okay for Trae
When he’s in the room hip hip hooray

Jessica enjoys handmade pasta
She’s the real deal no impostor

There’s exactly one worm who can do a back flip
Serious skills and his name is Phillip

Ariel with the flow actually wrote this rhyme
Steal your breath with her raps turn you into a mime

I wouldn’t mess with Shawn yo,
he’ll head butt you into tomorrow

Ryan is this really odd shade of green
Take a quick look, do you know what I mean?

They call her Britt, not Brittney
Team Christina, no Brittney

Terrance, makes me wanna dance
Got me shaking my hat, my shirt, and my pants

Kiki likes astrology and the stars
I guess you could say she’s real down to mars

Ben is a friend, who is there till the end
Real helpful without a hand to lend

This special worm’s name is Monique
No one like her, she is so ‘nique

Before this pile Kate lived elsewhere
She was craving new dirt and got out of there

Used to be the bait now Ronny is a freak
You can catch him fishin’ down by the creek

Hey Hey, my man Timothy
Always cooking something call him gourmet

There’s a doctor in the house and her name is Beth
Saving these worms from an untimely death

Wooo me oh my, thats my guy: Guy
One look at him and you’ll see why

Desmond’s favorite color is orange
I know that because he told me it’s orange

Say “eh” to Dani, she’s from Canada
and her best friend He is from Panama

If you see a little worm with a big ol’ hat
It’s probably Wayne, yeah he’s known for that

Trevor is so healthy in every way
Probably cuz he eats an apple every day

Move it buckaroo, Samuel coming through
He ain’t stopping for no one and will plow you!

Sydney is a really long worm
Resident status: really long term

Trouble’s middle name is the same as his first
Double trouble is so obvious it kinda hurts


If you have a ham ‘sammich she’d like to eat it
Its the favorite meal of a worm named Edith

Ohhh shoot. Isn’t that Seth?
He cant say “ESS” so it sounds like “ETH”

Derrick’s on a date, and he wants to impress her
statement outfit, very good dresser

Role model of the pile, well of course its Bria
All the other worms are just trying to be her

Hayden stands out and I'll tell you why
He’s the only worm with only one eye

Alysha is the resident dentist
if you like teeth you could be her apprentice

Mayoral campaign vote for Chaz!
running on a platform filled with pizzazz

Put on the country jams and watch her go
Britta just loves to dosey doe

Todd is around but he won’t make a peep
snoozing real hard getting his REM sleep

Polk is the worm who is rocking the frames
Ask him for help if you forget these names

Eating too much garbage, gonna take a break
Mariah also needs to watch her salt intake

Over there is the one that we call Biff
I promise im not lying but he’s married to Tiff

Walter enjoys salsa
that is a fact, not false-a

Seimone with the crossover, left to right
dribblin’ the ball with a handle so tight



That bug Jane anything but plain
high fashion is her lane

Michelle can sing, better yet yodel
but those reports are anecdotal

Shorten up Harrison, call him Harry
too many syllables, getting scary

Demar, Demar everything you are
I could go on but it’s the end of the bar

Steph loves living in the land of the lakes
In her spare time catch her baking cupcakes

Chuck’s sibling lives in this bin
Born on the same day, yo that’s his twin!

If you don’t get tickets, it will be tragic
Check out terry’s show doing close up magic

Alexander is real skilled you know
Earned a world ranking in the game of uno

A green thumb worm, I beg your pardon
Mae runs the compost’ compost garden

Katie reads the finest works of the era
Yes shes in a book club that meets at Panera

Mark has it all, yeah he’s got it made
Plus he won a spelling bee back in third grade

When it comes to the arts, Breck is more than ok
Have you seen what he can do with a block of clay?

Rose is a worm who is from the south
On an unrelated note she has a very wide mouth

Krissy is an audio snob, thats final
She goes on and on about the ‘warmth of vinyl’

Kathryn is a grandma call her nana
When it comes to fruit shes a allergic to banana

Craig has more strong views than most
In his opinion root beer is gross

Bonnie is a cobbler, making the shoes
Worms don’t have feet so she’s singing the blues

Shelly likes puzzles, im talking crossword
finishes fast, its really absurd

Kim’s vertical leap makes the others say nope!
She’s the most skilled when jumping rope

First time around ain’t always great
Salah is the oldest child of eight

You could describe Gerald as dense
But when it comes to smelling, it’s his greatest sense

Erin is the best and it isn’t fair
as good as it gets at styling hair

Making art out of food is her superpower
Ivonne works wonders with the cauliflower

Topical ointment is what Elle seeks
Gotta treat the rash that she’s had for weeks

Like Houdini, he can pick any lock
He might be a wizard but we call him doc

Jumping on squares, Pete is top notch
enthusiast of the game called Hopscotch

Larry chills topside for days
Basking in the sun and soaking up rays

Mark misses breakfast without warning
has trouble waking up in the morning.

Lacking knowledge, this is Matt
He believes the earth is flat


Body art draws ahhhs and ooohs
Sierra has ten tattoos

Call him Mi, Mike, or Michael
Watch him on his unicycle

Candace works hard at high noon
while whistling an ear worm tune

Kurt had a bite just a little nibble
writing words in the dirt, just a little scribble

Aria rocks shirts without sleeves
And eats organic oak leaves

Jantel does something I can not
tie herself into a knot

Shonte brings the party, she is “da bomb”
A real good choice to DJ prom

He’s got a split tongue and his name is Jake
product of a worm who mated with a snake

Cleaning kicks like its a sport
Zoe shines shoes at the airport

His name is Winston, he’s here to say
he’s got a warm head thanks to his toupee

Evelyn finds those flashes frightening
Yes he is afraid of lightning

Corey only digs that high brow art
His favorite song is achy breaky heart

Garrison has no common sense
that little worm climbed up the fence

A fortune teller is her aura
Your future is read by Laura

I like Harlan, he likes me
We drink decaf after 3

Sabrina slumber inquiry
She keeps a dream diary

Bert is thin, so they call him slim
No fin but he can really swim

sugar everyday causing Bev strife
She swore off soda pop for life

Supposed to clean the gutters, but instead
Daquan decided to organize the shed.

You can find Kayla workin outdoors
Crossing off a checklist of her chores

Mason sees with such precision
eagle eyed worm with 20/20 vision

Dental hygiene better than ok
Gabriel flosses 2 times a day

spent the whole night reading bout quartz glass
now caleb can’t stay awake in class

Arnold is tired of the world’s conditions
Driven to reduce carbon emissions

Angel did something I don’t condone
Took a big lick of my double scoop cone!

working with family, has no qualm
Courtney built a house with her mom

Jacob belches with such ease
He can Burp the ABCs

On the job she’s a supervisor
Jewel’s in charge with the backwards visor

In this song, Josh feels fine
throughout his life he speaks in rhyme


Abdul is cutting expenses
but can’t live without contact lenses

Grace doesn’t lie, no fabricator
Says she knows an alligator

Erica Hawaii chilling on vaycay
Strumming ukulele on the daily

Conspiracy theorist, yeah thats Pat
He’s the worm rocking a tin foil hat

Lief was topside, quite the sight
Saw a shooting star last night

Juan types 70 words a minute
Thats pretty fast on the keyboard ‘innit?

Kind, rad, you could say nice
Willy loves ice skating on the ice

Chewing through compost Rod stays fed
but not before he makes his bed

Montel is strong, buff and burly
his french fries he likes them curly

Her name is Josephine call her Jo
She is undefeated at tic tac toe

Oh this worm is quite a find
Marina can move stuff with her mind

On the Harmonica Randle can’t lose
Got 12 keys which one should he choose?

Megan was bored, no fun at all
So she began a rubber band ball

Chillin at the beach, not a hassle
Amelia constructs a sand castle

At the theme park Shane likes to scarf
But then the rollercoaster made him barf

Reggie runs things, yeah call him the host
But he looks surprised did he see a ghost?

Ari got a helmet and a scooter
gotta say that the style suits her

Smells real good without warning
Erik bakes fresh bread every morning

Gabriella starts a bonfire, it ain’t hard
She likes her marshmallows burnt and charred

Hello to Curtis with a nod and a wink
he was sweet enough to fix his grandmas sink

Manual transmission not a big lift
Renee knows how to drive a stick shift

Multilingual Amanda-Lynn
She speaks French and Mandarin

The pile is chillin when its 30 below
Barbra always thinks that it’s gonna snow

Only 10 he’s super duper tall
Lane is trying out for JV Ball

She’s in trouble, thats what up
Dana broke mom’s favorite cup

Started a business on a dare
Now Alan sells vacuums at the fair

Tried to cut back, will power is weak
Mimi eats newspaper every other week

Watching her play is like a best of
Chen runs the pile’s Chess club

Casey is down for a movie
His favorite cable channel is AMC


On the phone Britt feels alive
Answers calls for the pledge drive

Gotta get the best view that is Lucy
So she climbed up a spruce tree

Do you want to play drums? Piper said no.
Instead she picks a mean banjo

Jenny plays broomball, squirmin on the ice
MVP of the league twice

Full name Peter, short name Pete
When he’s on a plane, wants an aisle seat

Got a tabilism that others despise
Tabby’s chowing burgers and eating French fries

Joel’s a great filmmaker It’s a lock
Just premiered a short form doc

Every time I see him he says hiiiii
Clark Just booked a trip to Hawaii

Got the goggles and the speedo, that’s him
Bartholomew the worm loves to swim

When it comes to cleaning up, the job is Steve’s
Look at him go raking those leaves

A little bit of heat will not suffice
Ian’s always adding that extra spice

So many gems in her stash
Bianca goes digging in the neighbors trash

At the bottom of the pool, his name is Ted
Takes scuba lessons with community ed

All you need are some vegetable scraps.
Dirt is made from the worm craps.

I’ve got 200 worms and they live in my compost, live in my compost.
I’ve got 200 worms and they live in my compost. These are the worms that I love the most.