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The Everlasting Slumber Party

by Koo Koo

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1.
Lava Tag 03:59
Oh no! It's a volcano Oh no! and it's ready to blow get your feet on the floor and don't let em sag we're playing La-La-La-La-Lava Tag I played in Kelly park but never played after dark because the park always closed at ten played in the afternoon it never came too soon and I played with a kid named ben ben was my only friend but our games would always end cuz we used the 'no tag-backs' rule drank a soda: coca cola had my ice cream ala moda played the coda in the band at school: FOOL Oh no! It's a volcano Oh no! and it's ready to blow get your feet on the floor and don't let em sag we're playing La-La-La-La-Lava Tag What's up ya'll? are you ready to go? You better hurry up the lavas starting to flow and if you touch the ground you'll be out fo' sho' I really really think this aint no joke I said the magma, the magma is so red hot hop up on that swingset its a safe spot, if you're tagged you're it and if you're not, you're not we've been doing this for years and we aint gonna stop Oh no! It's a volcano Oh no! and it's ready to blow get your feet on the floor and don't let em sag we're playing La-La-La-La-Lava Tag the playground is burning down to the ground getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha feet off the ground the playground is burning down to the ground getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha feet off the ground Tag you're it. Go on and spread it. Tag you're it. Go on and spread it. No tag backs, No tag backs, no, no, no. No tag backs, No tag backs, no, no, no.
2.
Food Fight 03:55
Get down Get outta sight and to all of the kids who are wearing' white Get down Get outta sight when the kid in the back yells: "FOOD FIGHT!" The food was flying I wasn't lyin every man for himself and some are crying I don't like cake I don't like pie so I reached for a slice and aimed for the sky OH SNAP It landed on my teacher ran for my life hid under a bleacher I thought I was safe, thought I was dead then I got hit by a loaf of bread as you can see little old me getting picked on by a big bully then the bell rings we all line up come lunchtime we'll see who's tough munchin' munchin' on our luncheon then I see him doing some punching' grab my pudding throw it in the air right on target lands in his hair Get down Get outta sight and to all of the kids who are wearing' white Get down Get outta sight when the kid in the back yells: "FOOD FIGHT!" Lunch ladies hate me 'cuz I make a mess and betsy hates me 'cuz I stained her dress I love throwin' food, that is a fact if you need a solider, I got yo' back I sling my meal so you better look out I got chips, jello, milk and sprouts when you come to eat, you better say a prayer and know that the lunch room is my lair The principal called me to his office one day said: "Bryan, why you gotta be this way? each and every day, you make a mess it's getting' kinda old, I gotta confess you see we like our lunch room tidy and clean and your 'decorating' is kinda obscene" I thought about it for a second or two then I hit him in the face with a pile of food
3.
Now the number on thing about chess ya'll is that Bobby Fischer is the best ya'll and if you'd like to detest ya'll you better start to practice yawl The queen is mean she'll cut your spleen she moves every which way to help the team but she can't castle, she can't fly and if you cross her path then you're gonna die but if you lose your queen man please don't cry just move your pawn to the other side rook, knight, bishop, queen, I kick it with the black team king, bishop, knight, rook, when you play with me you better play by the book You take two steps forward, yeah yeah you take one to the right, yeah yeah you take two steps back now, yeah yeah and you move like a knight, yeah yeah You take two steps forward, yeah yeah you take one to the right, yeah yeah you take two steps back now, yeah yeah and you move like a knight, yeah yeah yo checkers sucks chess is hot ill take your rook cuz you don't know squat you're an amateur ill win for sho' I'm like a virus there is no cure You're moving, you're groovin, you're starting to yawn you live a simple life and they call you a pawn one step at a time yo easy design step step step step step step rhyme Bishop, bishop, cough and hiccup slip into the club yo this is a stickup they all move diagonal they do the bishop boogie from wall to wall so lets all move diagonal do the bishop boogie from wall to wall pull-step, pull-step this is a move you'll never forget pull-step, pull-step thats the beat have you got it yet? pull-step, pull-step this is a move you'll never forget pull-step, pull-step thats the beat have you got it yet? You take two steps forward, yeah yeah you take one to the right, yeah yeah you take two steps back now, yeah yeah and you move like a knight, yeah yeah You take two steps forward, yeah yeah you take one to the right, yeah yeah you take two steps back now, yeah yeah and you move like a knight, yeah yeah
4.
AOA 03:26
Kick it like karate punch it out like Rocky riding on a motorbike it is a Kawasaki you like the Fruit Loops I like the Cheerios you can say it matters but nobody knows whats your favorite game to play? mine is Connect Four don't you try to cheat yo I'm telling you I keep score lets play Jenga lets play Mouse Trap lets play whatever you know we be about that if you wanna party like we do come take a chance with Koo Koo singing our songs are so easy following along and do what we say AOAOA We're singing it AOAOA we're bringing it and now you know the words to our simple song because every song we sing is a sing-a-long Come out to my party need directions call me cancel all your plans cuz if you miss it you'll be sorry text me when you get here the doorbell I can't here and you know when you arrive your problems will all disappear then name of the song is AOA cuz when you're with us you're AOK you're mom showed up and said "for goodness sake" cuz we came to your party and ate all the cake AOAOA We're singing it AOAOA we're bringing it and now you know the words to our simple song because every song we sing is a sing-a-long
5.
You put your foot in the middle now and shake shake shake now what you gonna do? Shake shake shake You put your foot in the middle now for goodness sake now what you gonna do? Shake shake shake You put your knees in the middle now and shake shake shake now what you gonna do? Shake shake shake You put your knees in the middle now for goodness sake now what you gonna do? Shake shake shake You put your booty in the middle now and shake shake shake now what you gonna do? Shake shake shake You put your booty in the middle now for goodness sake now what you gonna do? Shake shake shake You put your hands in the middle now and shake shake shake now what you gonna do? Shake shake shake You put your hands in the middle now for goodness sake now what you gonna do? Shake shake shake All the fellas in the middle now and shake shake shake now what you gonna do? Shake shake shake All the fellas in the middle now for goodness sake now what you gonna do? Shake shake shake All the ladies in the middle now and shake shake shake now what you gonna do? Shake shake shake All the ladies in the middle now for goodness sake now what you gonna do? Shake shake shake Everybody in the middle now and shake shake shake now what you gonna do? Shake shake shake Everybody in the middle now for goodness sake now what you gonna do? Shake shake shake
6.
Baby Ruth 03:34
I've got my Old Navy swim trunks on I've got my SPF 1000 on I put on some thong sandals show some love handles these are some love handles that you can not handle Put on a life vest just in case and I push the googles down firmly on my face yo I break the tradition I won't go fishing its not efficient when theres girls to be kissing cuz we are chillin in the pool thinking we are cool directly after your school with your friend who's a fool suddenly alerted by the lifeguard on the stool yelling: LOOK OUT LOOK OUT someone pooped in the pool cuz we are chillin in the pool thinking we are cool directly after your school with your friend who's a fool suddenly alerted by the lifeguard on the stool yelling: LOOK OUT LOOK OUT someone pooped in the pool The hottest lifeguard is Wendy Peffercorn I've been checking out this chick since the day I was born Ima sink to the bottom, she'll think theres a problem and when she's saving me, all those kisses yo I got 'em! drippity, drippity, drippity-drop when I'm bouncing on the board I do a belly flop high-dive attack, there's no turning back and when I hit the water hear a big-ole smack cuz we are chillin in the pool thinking we are cool directly after your school with your friend who's a fool suddenly alerted by the lifeguard on the stool yelling: LOOK OUT LOOK OUT someone pooped in the pool cuz we are chillin in the pool thinking we are cool directly after your school with your friend who's a fool suddenly alerted by the lifeguard on the stool yelling: LOOK OUT LOOK OUT someone pooped in the pool Little bird big bird flap uh-huh, uh-huh don't forget your swimming cap Little bird big bird flap uh-huh, uh-huh don't forget your swimming cap Little bird big bird flap uh-huh, uh-huh don't forget your swimming cap Little bird big bird flap uh-huh, uh-huh don't forget your swimming cap cuz we are chillin in the pool thinking we are cool directly after your school with your friend who's a fool suddenly alerted by the lifeguard on the stool yelling: LOOK OUT LOOK OUT someone pooped in the pool cuz we are chillin in the pool thinking we are cool directly after your school with your friend who's a fool suddenly alerted by the lifeguard on the stool yelling: LOOK OUT LOOK OUT someone pooped in the pool
7.
Tidal Wave 03:25
One, two, three, four drop the wave lets hit the floor Now you just got hit by a tidal wave Now you just got hit by a tidal wave Now you just got hit by a tidal wave Now give me a whoosh! Now you just got hit by a tidal wave Now you just got hit by a tidal wave Now you just got hit by a tidal wave Now give me a whoosh! now do a wave to the left now do a wave to the right now put your hands by your feet and shake em with the beat we're gonna tidal wave all night One, two, three, four drop the wave lets hit the floor
8.
Eat 'Em Up 02:51
Aligator, aligator, eat 'em up, eat 'em up got vanilla wafers so I 'em up, eat 'em up chewing on them now and laters 'em up, eat 'em up AC Slater's always sitting on his butt Aligator, aligator, eat 'em up, eat 'em up got vanilla wafers so I 'em up, eat 'em up chewing on them now and laters 'em up, eat 'em up AC Slater's always sitting on his butt Aligator, aligator, eat 'em up, eat 'em up when will you be full, when will you be stuffed cuz im sick and tired of swimming in the swamp waiting for you to go a chomp chomp chomp little kids see you and they're filled with fear and poor captain hook he won't come near so next time you think you're coming around please let me know so I can't be found chewing on them now and laters sing it with me I grind them with my teeth and it aint easy a flavored taffy treat in a little wrapper plenty of sleep but I'm still a napper mmmmm yeah so delicious eat so many my jaw is vicious if they don't know which is greater scream in their face its a now and later! Aligator, aligator, eat 'em up, eat 'em up got vanilla wafers so I 'em up, eat 'em up chewing on them now and laters 'em up, eat 'em up AC Slater's always sitting on his butt Aligator, aligator, eat 'em up, eat 'em up got vanilla wafers so I 'em up, eat 'em up chewing on them now and laters 'em up, eat 'em up AC Slater's always sitting on his butt Vanilla wafter nothing is safer she saw the first box so I had to waste her crisp, and crunchy, not quite lunchy I beat her to the box though she tried to punch me snackin on cookies and cookies and milk snackin on cookies and milk I need a little treat, to go with my beat and something that is smooth as silk AC Slater is the star athlete if you try to wrestle him then you will get beat in high school he dated Jessie if your name was Zach he would call you preppy nowww, he thought he was tough so he picked on nerds and would always sit on his chair backwards he was just a kid with a lot of pride trying to act cool in the halls of bayside Aligator, aligator, eat 'em up, eat 'em up got vanilla wafers so I 'em up, eat 'em up chewing on them now and laters 'em up, eat 'em up AC Slater's always sitting on his butt Aligator, aligator, eat 'em up, eat 'em up got vanilla wafers so I 'em up, eat 'em up chewing on them now and laters 'em up, eat 'em up AC Slater's always sitting on his butt
9.
I'm sitting in class its about 3:30 the girl sitting next to me is getting kinda flirty I can't pay attention cuz I've got homework if I blow off this girl then ill be a jerk now I'm done with my homework and now I get bored now I'm checking out the chick saying "oh my lord" I am 15 going on 15, she is 15 going on 19 only in puppy love when you're a teen you can have the princesss ill have the queen when you're in love and you just don't know you play Tik Tak Toe Tik Tak Toe three in a row you'll be the x's and you'll be o's if you get he middle you'll win fo' show cats.....game Tik Tak Toe three in a row you'll be the x's and you'll be o's if you get he middle you'll win fo' show cats.....game Now I'm trying, trying trying so hard to write a love note in this hallmark card but this love stuff is crazy I don't really know should I really write all these x's and o's whats a boy to do in the daytime when his mom won't let him go out after 9 you get yourself a pen, you draw four lines two up and down, two side to side now if you love the ladies, and you wanna put a show you play a little game with your brand new crush called Tik Tak Toe yo Tik Tak Toe three in a row you'll be the x's and you'll be o's if you get he middle you'll win fo' show cats.....game Tik Tak Toe three in a row you'll be the x's and you'll be o's if you get he middle you'll win fo' show cats.....game if you an X you gotta criss cross if you an X you gotta criss cross if you an X you gotta criss cross criss cross, criss cross if you are an O you gotta yell it: OHHH if you are an O you gotta sell it: OHHH if you are an O you gotta yell it: OHHH oh no, here we go!
10.
Red rover, red rover send that chick right over but you just can not run, cuz that is just aint no fun so if you wanna cross then dance with all of us would everybody please clap one time would everybody please clap twice if everybody could clap five times baby then that would be so so nice now do the ski-boot shimmy just don't move your feet now do the ski-boot shimmy just like Picabo Street you keep your knees bent keep your feet together and you stick out your poles like your skiing in bad weather. Red rover, red rover send that chick right over but you just can not run, cuz that is just aint no fun so if you wanna cross then dance with all of us would everybody please clap one time would everybody please clap twice if everybody could clap five times baby then that would be so so nice Like Kerrigan, and Hamilton you know Nancy and Mark they do a triple axel like a walk in the park they cross their legs and spin cross their legs and spin cross their legs and spin till they get a perfect 10 Red rover, red rover send that chick right over but you just can not run, cuz that is just aint no fun so if you wanna cross then dance with all of us would everybody please clap one time would everybody please clap twice if everybody could clap five times baby then that would be so so nice
11.
Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom Get out of my way, I need some dancing room Boom baby boom im plotting your doom flying like a wizard on my magic broom I am the king, call me your highness leader of your people like Benjamin Linus forget make it rain, in the club I make it pour sampling Beck this beat is easy im a loser baby so why don't you kill me Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom Get out of my way, I need some dancing room Well I never that I would see the day when I hit the floorwith nothing to say see this fine little thing was looking at me and with the conversation would set me free you'd flash a smile that was never a wave can't you understand recognition I crave clear the floor and ill show you my moves and ill rock the mic with the voice that soothes Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom Get out of my way, I need some dancing room So what, so what, so what, so what you want? playing Smash Brothers ill give you a taunt get out of the way, thats all I gotta say I got the best moves on the floor today I do the bunny hop, make your joints go pop feeling the groove while I lop your top you can compare me to Nickelback when you hear me rapping you get a heart attack ill take that back, you just throw up hearing their songs makes me want to blow up in a literal sense, its making me tense when it comes to them you can't sit the fence. Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom Get out of my way, I need some dancing room
12.
Cody the coyote is our roadie he's our roadie, he goes OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-OH! Jeff he's our chef he's kinda deaf he's kinda deaf so yell OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-OH! Ricky's liking Nicki its kinda tricky kinda tricky, they go OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-OH! Bruce is pumping juice there no excuse no excuse, they go OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-OH! Maria likes Ikea from Korea from Korea, gotta yell OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-OH! Rick is kinda sick, get away quick get away quick and yell OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-OH!
13.
LMNOP 02:36
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, LMNOP! We stop there, happily because the best sounding letters are: LMNOP I learned my alphabet from Seasme Street now every girl that I meet, is from seasme street I met an elmo, a zoe a snufalufagus my invisible friend’s name is Angus Alpha, Beta gamma detla add some heat and then we’ll melt ya’ all greek letters are a crime because learning them will take some time with truth and popularity, but none of them reach up to Z Eta, Zeta, Theta, No! over time, success wont grow A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, LMNOP! We stop there, happily because the best sounding letters are: LMNOP Ah, Bey, Cey, Che, I think it goes all the way their growth and popularity may impede on ABC L-A, M-A, N-A, STOP that catchy phrase wont reach the top because with LMNOP that is success that I can see Put all your letters away there’s only 5 you have say remembering this catchy tune like ricky martin on your Zune this song will soon control your brain like a quad city DJ train here we go into the chorus sing along, dont ignore us! A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, LMNOP! We stop there, happily because the best sounding letters are: LMNOP

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released January 1, 2009

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Koo Koo Minneapolis, Minnesota

Two dudes from Minneapolis who LOVE to party. We teach you dance moves, we teach you sing a longs, we all do them together and get sweaty.

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