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Whoopty Whoop

by Koo Koo

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I USED TO EAT HOT DOGS, EVERY SINGLE MEAL THEN I GOT SCURVY, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY REAL I USED TO EAT TACOS EVERY SINGLE DAY BUT THEN I HAD A PIZZA SLICE, AND IT BLEW ME AWAY ALL I EAT IS PIZZA ALL I EAT IS PIZZA I’VE GOT CHEESE ON MY FINGERS I’VE GOT CHEESE ON MY FINGERS ALL THE TIME BOUGHT A PIZZERIA, BEST PIE IN TOWN YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY IT, WE’RE NOT MESSING AROUND NOW WE’RE MAKING MILLIONS, SELLING BY THE SLICE WE’VE GOT BREADSTICKS ON THE MENU, AND LIFE IS PRETTY NICE BREAKFAST - IT’S PIZZA TIME LUNCH - IT’S PIZZA TIME DINNER - IT’S PIZZA TIME THREE IN THE MORNING - IT’S PIZZA TIME CHRISTMAS - IT’S PIZZA TIME OHIO - IT’S PIZZA TIME OH MY GOSH! MY WIFE IS GOING INTO LABOR! I SAID EVERY DAY IS PIZZA TIME! MOZZARELLA, PEPPERONI, GREEN PEPPERS, NO ANCHOVIES, SAUSAGE, CHICKEN, BACON, CHEESE, MUSHROOMS, OLIVES, FRUIT LOOPS PLEASE!
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Fanny Pack 01:56
I LOOK GOOD WHEN I WEAR A FANNY PACK YOU LOOK GOOD WHEN YOU WEAR A FANNY PACK WE LOOK GOOD WHEN WE WEAR A FANNY PACK SO, LET’S WEAR A FANNY PACK! FANNY PACK: IM A PRACTICAL DUDE SNAP IT TO MY WAIST AND WATCH ME SET THE MOOD DOING DOUBLE TAKES, NOT SURE WHAT THEY VIEWED PUT YOUR HATERADE DOWN MAN, DON’T BE RUDE I GOT THIS PACK ON MY HIP POCKETS IN YOUR PANTS ARE LAME, DON’T TRIP AND HERE’S THE BEST BIT IF I NEED MY STUFF, ALL I DO IS UN-ZIP DID I SAY YOU LOOKED GOOD? I MEANT YOU LOOK GREAT IF YOU’RE BUSY RIGHT NOW, THAT’S COOL: I CAN WAIT WHEN A LADY WEARS A FANNY, MAN I CAN’T SEE STRAIGHT GOT MY MIND RUNNIN’ THINKIN’ ‘BOUT OUR FIRST DATE “FASHION OVER FUNCTION” IS WHAT THEY SAY WHEN YOU ROCK A FANNY YOU CAN HAVE IT BOTH WAYS WE’RE BRINGING IT BACK, AND ITS HERE TO STAY REPPIN’ OUR FANNYS TILL WE’RE OLD AND GREY
3.
I MET YOU AT THE SKATEPARK, YOU SAW ME STOP AND STARE I WIPED OUT BY THE FOUNTAIN, YOU DO TRICKS THAT TAKE ME THERE CUZ YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU ARE THE COOLEST PERSON, I, I, I, I KNOW AND I JUST THINK THAT YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU ARE THE COOLEST PERSON, I, I, I, I KNOW YOU TOLD ME ‘BOUT THE AFTER PARTY, I GOT THERE AND STOOD IN LINE GRABBED MY ARM, PULLED ME PAST THE BOUNCER WE ARE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
4.
POGO 02:34
I WANT TO GET A NEW POGO STICK SO I CAN DO A NEW POGO TRICK I’M GONNA BOUNCE ALL OVER TOWN AND SHOW MY FRIENDS HOW I GET DOWN I’M GONNA POGO HOP RIGHT OFF MY ROOF CHECK OUT MY CAST IF YOU NEED THE PROOF YEAH YEAH, YO-OH-OH, YEAH YEAH, YO-OH-OH P-O-G-O - LET ME SEE YOU POGO I ROCK MY CHUCKS CUZ THEY GIVE ME GRIP IT’D BE BAD NEWS IF I WERE TO TRIP I’M GONNA POGO IN SOME WET CEMENT SIGN MY NAME WHILE I’M MAKING A DENT IM GONNA HOP RIGHT OFF A DIVING BOARD PULL OUT YOUR CAMERA AND HIT RECORD
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GET, GET YO BODY, BODY, MO-MO MOVING GET, GET YO BODY, BODY, MO-MO MOVING GET, GET YO BODY, BODY, MO-MO MOVING GET, GET YO BODY, BODY, MO-MO MOVING EVERYBODY HERE, LET ME SEE YOU DIP LET ME SEE YOU DIP LET ME SEE YOU DIP EVERYBODY HERE, LET ME SEE YOU PUSH IT LET ME SEE YOU PUSH IT LET ME SEE YOU PUSH IT EVERYBODY HERE, LET ME SEE YOU BOUNCE LET ME SEE YOU BOUNCE LET ME SEE YOU BOUNCE EVERYBODY HERE, LET ME SEE YOU PULL IT LET ME SEE YOU PULL IT LET ME SEE YOU PULL IT
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ORANGE LIKE A TRAFFIC CONE, OR A PUMPKIN PATCH FO’ SHO. CHUG IT FROM THE CARTON LIKE ITS JUST ME HOME ALONE I’M IN THE VITIMIN C ZONE, DRINK ENOUGH FOR TWO SOMEONE HELP IM’A NEED A CLONE NO PULP, LOW PULP, SOME PULP, BLAH. PULL SOME OJ OUT THE FRIDGE VOILA DUMP IT IN A GLASS, NO I DON’T NEED A STRAW, DRINK IT SO FAST AS YOU WATCH IN AWE YOU ARE JUST LIKE OJ EVERYONE SAYS OK READ THE LABEL, READ THE LABEL, READ THE LABEL, WHAT’S IT SAY? SHAKE IT SHAKE IT WELL, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL SHAKE IT SHAKE IT WELL, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL WE’RE GONNA, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL SHAKE IT SHAKE IT WELL, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL SHAKE IT SHAKE IT WELL, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL WE’RE GONNA, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL GET THAT APPLE JUICE OUT MY FACE THATS SCARY I JUST LOVE ORANGE SO MUCH, GETTING MARRIED FRESHLY SQUEEZED CALL ME THE PULP FAIRY AND I’M JUICED UP LIKE BONDS, BARRY SQUEEZE IT YOURSELF, OR BUY IT IN A BOTTLE EITHER WAY YOU GO YOU GOT TO DRINK IT FULL THROTTLE JUICE OVERLOAD AND ITS MAKING ME WOBBLE OJ POSTER BOY, LOOK MA! I’M A MODEL! I’M ON THAT MAX PULP, I ALMOST GOTTA CHEW IT UP GROVE STAND, NAH MAN, KEEP THE FRESHEST IN MY CUP NEVER FROZEN, STRAIGHT HAND-SQUOZEN, KNOWN ALL OVER THE LAND AS THE ONE TRUE CHOSEN JUICE IN MY CUP, IN MY BELLY ‘TILL I’M BELLY-UP SWEET TOOTH, GRAPE JELLY TOAST AND A SUNNY UP BUT IF IT AIN’T ORANGE, IT AIN’T A COMPLETE BREAKFAST IF YOU DON’T KNOW IT, YOU PROBABLY MISSED THE PREMISE SO I SHAKE IT WELL, ABRACADABRA THE REFILL GONE IN A FLASH - WHAT’S UP WITH MY REFILL? AGAIN AND AGAIN MORE, I’VE GOT ORANGE COMIN’ OUT OF MY PORES FOREVER KILLIN’ AND SIPPIN’ CITRUS
7.
I Like Cake 03:10
Someone was planning my birthday party And they suggested no cake I freaked out And in order to calm down I simply state I like cake I like cake I like cake I like cake And there’s nothing you can do about it Im slightly addicted to lots of frosting I’m slightly addicted indeed I find myself crashing the local weddings Then on cake I feed I like cake I like cake I like cake I like cake And there's nothing you can do about it You're all invited to my birthday party You're all invited to my birthday You're all invited to my birthday party There will be lots of cake I like cake I like cake I like cake I like cake And there's nothing you can do about it
8.
Left 2 Right 02:21
MY BOOTY’S SHAKING FROM LEFT 2 RIGHT BOOTY SHAKING FROM LEFT 2 RIGHT MY BOOTY’S SHAKING FROM LEFT 2 RIGHT BOOTY SHAKING FROM LEFT 2 RIGHT DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE LEFT AND RIGHT? CUZ IF YOU DON’T WE’LL TEACH YOU TONIGHT IT’S SIMPLE, LIKE RIDING A BIKE IF YOU’VE GOT THIS THEN YOU JUST MIGHT BE THE KINDA PERSON WHO WE WANNA TAKE TO DINNER HIT UP WAFFLE HOUSE EATING BREAKFAST LIKE A WINNER LEFT TO THE RIGHT, TO THE LEFT AGAIN MY BOOTY’S SHAKING, I JUST BEGAN I TRIED TO TELL YOU BUT YOU WOULDN’T LISTEN HOT WHEN I SHAKE IT: BOILIN’ UP, UP, UP TO THE TOP I GO, GONNA GET REAL HIGH THEN DROP IT LOW WHERE IT STOPS, YO NOBODY KNOWS, SO EASY, LIKE A FREE THROW THIS IS YOUR LEFT HAND, THIS IS YOUR RIGHT TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, TO THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT THIS IS YOUR LEFT KNEE, THIS IS YOUR RIGHT TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, TO THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT THIS IS YOUR LEFT EAR, THIS IS YOUR RIGHT TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, TO THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT THIS IS YOUR LEFT HIP, THIS IS YOUR RIGHT TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, TO THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT
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Unibrow 03:13
WE DON’T, WE DON’T, WE DON’T CARE IF YOU’VE GOT A BROW CUZ’ WE THINK, WE THINK, WE THINK, WE THINK ITS HOT WE KNOW, WE KNOW, WE KNOW YOU’VE GOT TO KEEP IT CONNECTED AND FIGHT THE URGE TO SHAVE THAT SPOT HOLY COW, HOLY COW, THAT GIRL’S GOT A UNIBROW HOLY COW, HOLY COW, THAT GUY’S GOT ONE TOO HOLY COW, HOLY COW, THAT GIRL’S GOT A UNIBROW AND WE THINK ITS RAD WE CAN’T, WE CAN’T, WE CAN’T KEEP OUR EYES OFF OF YOU WE DON’T, WE DON’T, WE DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S WEIRD WE HOPE, WE, HOPE, WE HOPE, YOU LET IT GROW ‘TILL IT BECOMES AN EYEBROW BEARD
10.
OH NO, THERE’S GIANT MUTANT SPIDER LET’S GET HIM WITH OUR LASER EYES OH NO THERE A PACK OF RABBID MONKEYS LET’S GET EM WITH OUR SUPER STRENGTH PEOPLE BY DAY, HEROES BY NIGHT WE FIGHT FOR GOOD WITH ALL OUR MIGHT WE WILL DO ANYTHING TO SAVE THE WORLD TONIGHT LET’S SAVE THE WORLD AND DO IT TOGETHER LET’S SAVE THE WORLD AND DO IT TONIGHT WHOA OH, WE’LL GET THE BAD GUYS SUPER HEROES UNITE OH NO THERES A BUNCH OF CRAZY WEREWOLVES LET’S ALL TURN INVISIBLE OH NO THERES A KITTY IN AN OAK TREE LET’S ALL GO AND FLY REAL HIGH SUPERHEROES UNITE! UNITE! SUPERHEROES UNITE! UNITE!

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released May 13, 2014

Written by Koo Koo
Produced, engineered, mixed and mastered by Neil Zumwalde
Album photography by Lacey Criswell
Released by Asian Man/Fun Fun Records 2014

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Koo Koo Minneapolis, Minnesota

Two dudes from Minneapolis who LOVE to party. We teach you dance moves, we teach you sing a longs, we all do them together and get sweaty.

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