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Dear Diary

from Fast Casual by Koo Koo

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Dear diary. Well, I finally did it. I got A JOB!

My tropical fish hobby has really gotten out of control and the extra spending cash will go a long way.
I’m really proud of myself right now. I’ve been unemployed for nine months. Finally I just decided that enough is enough, time to re-join the working class!

Of course I didn’t want to get a job just anywhere. I want to work at a place that separates the wheat from the chaffe, somewhere that is chicken soup for MY soul, you know a place thats really on the RISE, thats right, I got a job at Panera Bread.

My dreams came true got a job at panera
my dreams came true got a job at panera
and everything is changing
my dreams
my dreams
my dreams came true

Dear diary. Good news. I finally deadlifted 325. I gotta say, im really happy with my progress. After that eleven year old robbed me earlier in the summer I realized that I needed to make my physique a little more intimidating.

Oh! More good news.

Work is going REALLY well. They say im the first person to win employee of the month four months in a row.

Also im ranked number 1 in our district for My Panera activations. People ask me all the time: “how do you get so many people to sign up for my Panera?” I always say the same thing: “let the glory of Panera shine through you. its contagious!”

Anyway, the other day our manager was fired after it came out that he had been stealing and re-selling pastries for three years. They asked me if I would take his place as manager. I said sure.

My dreams came true manager at panera
my dreams came true manager at panera
and everything is changing
my dreams
my dreams
my dreams came true

Dear diary. As you know, I was recently a contestant on “Toot or Flute?” the hit game show that asks you to know the difference between flatluence and musical instruments. I won 2.3 million dollars and today the decision of what to spend that money on has been made.

I considered donating to charity (no fun), building a roller coaster in my yard (too much fun), and settled for something in the middle. Something that brings me joy everyday and makes others really happy, healthy and full. I know I’ve said this before, but I did it. Yep. I bought that Panera.

My dreams came true now I own a panera
my dreams came true now I own a panera
and everything is changing
my dreams
my dreams
my dreams came true

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from Fast Casual, released September 28, 2018

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