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Gift Cardz
03:01
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I can get
something fantastic
if I have
that piece of plastic
step right up
maybe pick two
so much choice
love this menu
If ya’ll need gift ideas for me me
no need to go on shopping spree spree
very specific currency see
panera store credit’s my plea plea
All that I want is
Panera gift cards
twenty five
dollars on this one
spend it all
that is my mission
watchu want?
lunch is on this guy
store credit
is the reason why
every year a birthday comes around around
I need a present thats renound nound
hit up Panera they’re abound bound
get that gift card and you’ll be crowned crowned
All that I want is
Panera gift cards
We got our Panera stash
We don’t ever pay in cash
Fill it up and make it last
Cmon cmon yeah!
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2. |
This Is How I Move
02:19
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Fuji Apple wha?
Fuji Apple you’re the best
You’re the type of salad I equate with success
Eat a big bowl real fast no regrets
counting down the days till I get to see you next
Cuppa mac and cheesy
You go down so easy
Slant rhyme lines fo’ sheezy, like Weezy
Warm and yellow creamy
See it in my dreamy
Wish it to exist need a big blue geine
I gotta move right now
I gotta move right now
And it goes like this
This is how I move
How I move
When when I’m eating Panera
This is how I move
How I move
When when I’m eating Panera
Soba noodle bowl where do I begin
You made slurpin in Panera OK again
Drink it all down and be warm within
Noodles are my fave that’s it the end
Cheese danish holds a place in my heart
Get a really weird rash when we are apart
How they make em at Panera I consider it art
mad mad friends cuz you making me far
I gotta move right now
I gotta move right now
And it goes like this
This is how I move
How I move
When when I’m eating Panera
This is how I move
How I move
When when I’m eating Panera
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3. |
U Pick 2
03:36
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Im the type of person who cant decide anything
Stuck at a four way stop, left right or straight?
I wanna eat way more than one thing
I cant be expected to choose
and I see so much that I want
on this menu
when you’re looking for food
you pick two
let me show you the move
you pick two
up in my closet, freakin out, picking out stuff to wear
got two shirts, two pants, two hats im goooood
feeling so tingly in my tum
and I know that its time to eat
Im a pro when im at panera
…..yeah im elite
when you’re looking for food
you pick two
let me show you the move
you pick two
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4. |
Book Club
00:57
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My Book book book book club
meets at panera
1:30 on sunday dont be late
gonna have some soup
gonna have som bread
gonna talk about
a thing we all read
My Book book book book club
meets at panera
130 on sunday dont be late
1984
Huckleberry Finn
spicy thai salad with the chicken
Catcher in the Rye
of Mice and Men
think about the plot while I eat a muffin
On the Road
Lord of the Flies
hot bowl of soup cream of chicken wild rice
Scarlet Letter
Great Gadsby
discussing major themes while I sip coffee
My Book book book book club
meets at panera
1:30 on sunday dont be late
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5. |
WiFi
02:28
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I bought a coffee to use the WiFi
I bought a coffee to use the WiFi
I hope they don’t notice that my cup is dry
I bought a coffee to use the WiFi
The WiFi
The WiFi
I really really really like the WiFi
The WiFi
The WiFi
Roll up to the counter like
“Ill take one drink”
It’s a really cheap item
$2.08 I think
with my joe creepin slow
Trying to spot a booth
Keep a low profile
you a super sleuth
Sippin dark roast its a toast
To this network —
—quick speeds
enough to make your neck hurt
They’re always on us
Tables and phones
Thats why I’m at Panera
Streaming Game of thrones
I bought a coffee to use the WiFi
I bought a coffee to use the WiFi
I hope they don’t notice that my cup is dry
I bought a coffee to use the WiFi
The WiFi
The WiFi
I really really really like the WiFi
The WiFi
The WiFi
Chillin in ‘era - yeahhhh
I drop the Pan” like a chef named Sarah
sitting right here - gettin’ mad terra-
bytes all day im a gosh darn terror
bandwidth aint safe when im in the room
Single coffee all I consume
some come, some go I am immune
posted up here till I see the moon
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6. |
Dear Diary
03:43
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Dear diary. Well, I finally did it. I got A JOB!
My tropical fish hobby has really gotten out of control and the extra spending cash will go a long way.
I’m really proud of myself right now. I’ve been unemployed for nine months. Finally I just decided that enough is enough, time to re-join the working class!
Of course I didn’t want to get a job just anywhere. I want to work at a place that separates the wheat from the chaffe, somewhere that is chicken soup for MY soul, you know a place thats really on the RISE, thats right, I got a job at Panera Bread.
My dreams came true got a job at panera
my dreams came true got a job at panera
and everything is changing
my dreams
my dreams
my dreams came true
Dear diary. Good news. I finally deadlifted 325. I gotta say, im really happy with my progress. After that eleven year old robbed me earlier in the summer I realized that I needed to make my physique a little more intimidating.
Oh! More good news.
Work is going REALLY well. They say im the first person to win employee of the month four months in a row.
Also im ranked number 1 in our district for My Panera activations. People ask me all the time: “how do you get so many people to sign up for my Panera?” I always say the same thing: “let the glory of Panera shine through you. its contagious!”
Anyway, the other day our manager was fired after it came out that he had been stealing and re-selling pastries for three years. They asked me if I would take his place as manager. I said sure.
My dreams came true manager at panera
my dreams came true manager at panera
and everything is changing
my dreams
my dreams
my dreams came true
Dear diary. As you know, I was recently a contestant on “Toot or Flute?” the hit game show that asks you to know the difference between flatluence and musical instruments. I won 2.3 million dollars and today the decision of what to spend that money on has been made.
I considered donating to charity (no fun), building a roller coaster in my yard (too much fun), and settled for something in the middle. Something that brings me joy everyday and makes others really happy, healthy and full. I know I’ve said this before, but I did it. Yep. I bought that Panera.
My dreams came true now I own a panera
my dreams came true now I own a panera
and everything is changing
my dreams
my dreams
my dreams came true
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7. |
Bread Bowl
02:27
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gotta lotta friends gotta lotta friends
telling me you’ve got to try the salad
gotta lotta friends gotta lotta friends
telling me you’ve got to try the cookies
I aint trying that I aint trying that no no
cause its not in a bread bowl
I aint trying that I aint trying that no no
cause its not in a bread bowl
I only eat things in a bread bowl
gotta lotta friends gotta lotta friends
telling me you got to try the flatbread
gotta lotta friends gotta lotta friends
telling me you’ve go to try the sweat tea
I aint trying that I aint trying that no no
cause its not in a bread bowl
I aint trying that I aint trying that no no
cause its not in a bread bowl
I only eat things in a bread bowl
so what can I eat
so what can I eat
so what can I eat
I guess im stuck with soup
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8. |
Salad
02:11
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I’m looking for some food to fill my tum
But I wanna do it right
Gimmie something that will make my face go yum
Fresh and crispy, green and light
Salad
trying all the salad
a fuji apple salad
delicious caesar salad
I just love salad
a spicy thai salad
yummy greek salad
chilli lime salad
ill eat them all
Probably eat a whole pizza later
Wanna healthy lunch now
Ain’t trying to be a veggie hater
Leafy lettuce when I chow
Salad
trying all the salad
a fuji apple salad
delicious caesar salad
I just love salad
a spicy thai salad
yummy greek salad
chilli lime salad
ill eat them all
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9. |
Favorite Things
02:24
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What’s your favorite sandwich at Panera yell it out in 1,2 3
What’s your favorite salad at Panera yell it out in 1,2 3
Theres so many choices
its such a big menu
you’ll never get bored
panera, panera
How can I explain?
In the burbs showing love to this fast caz chain
Truth right here put it plain as rain
Won’t dine anywhere else again
-But can you blame me for real?
Menu so tall no high heel
Every single visit is a brand new meal
like to mix it up this is so ideal
What’s your favorite soup at Panera yell it out in 1,2 3
What’s your favorite side at Panera yell it out in 1,2 3
Theres so many choices
its such a big menu
you’ll never get bored
panera, panera
-Oh I see
Too cool for Panera not the spot to be
Have fun burger chain getting-all greasy
Say peace to an unblocked artery
-So just walk on in
That cashiers Chad, your new best friend
Build a relationship that can never end
You’ll picking two again and again
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Koo Koo Minneapolis, Minnesota
Two dudes from Minneapolis who LOVE to party. We teach you dance moves, we teach you sing a longs, we all do them together and get sweaty.
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